You might also like to visit the Punpedia entries on food puns, pie puns, curry puns, cheese puns and cooking puns. Pizza Puns List. Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about pizza that we're missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page!. These nine food puns would make amaizing homemade cards because let's be honest who doesn't love a good pun? 1. You're my butter half. Photo by Sonia Chuang 2. I love you a latte. Photo by Natsuko Mazany 3. Where've you bean all my life? Photo by Natsuko Mazany 4. You've stolen a pizza my heart. Photo by Sonia Chuang 5. We're a perfect pear.